Tuesday, July 26, 2005

The inside Scoop on the Drug Smugglers #1: What We've been Doing Over the Summer

The drug smugglers have decided to temporarily dislose Foghorn over the summer. We the drug smugglers have thrown the police off our course so well that they are currently looking for us in their own backyards, and we felt safe disclosing it. Besides, we had other work to do over the summer. We have just smuggled over 175,000 tons of various illegal drugs, and we have different criminal plans over the summer. We are going to book a reservation into a 5-star hotel in London, and during our stay, we will steal the mayor of Sydney's pet walrus. Unfortunately, this will take over two months, due to our extremely slow computer. Our computer has just finished booting up after a month. It will take 3 weeks for us to get online, and another 2 weeks for us to book our reservations. Then, on August 31, we will steal the mayor's walrus. We the drug smugglers judge that after we complete this crime, our bounty will go up to $500,000,000.

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