An Overview of All Characters in Foghorn as of July 28, 2005 (30 articles, 33 characters)
#1 & 2: Jacob and Benjy - The main attractions of Foghorn. Although they are nice and generous people, they are stuck on the idea that the world revolves around them. Jacob and Benjy are responsibe for the disbanding of the MCAS. The Cap't'lists kidnapped Jacob and Benjy for reasons currently unknown. Jacob and Benjy are extremly skilled at checkers and tiddlywinks. Jacob and Benjy have been in a coma since mid-June.
#3: Jak the Yak - The renowned leader of the yaks. Known for his liability to start vomiting in public.
#4: Hnorsgh - The Leader of the Moose, as well as the Cap't'lists. Don't get on the wrong side of him, or he'll breathe on you.
#5: Nüt - the leader of the emus. Can be very obnoxious if he hasn't eaten in a while, but if his stomach is satisfied, he can be a very nice emu.
#6: Gewaiewfaijwiuhiwfu - the leader of the llamas. A very unremarkable character, aside from the fact that he has no legs. He still refuses to believe he is legless and insists that he does have legs, you just can't see them.
#7: Zyggi the Zebra - the leader of the Zebras. Wishes his stripes were chartreuse and heliotrope. Got injured by Smorgasborg, and since that has been obsessed with getting revenge.
#8: Kåp’pål’ønç - the leader of the musk oxen and an extremely devout Cap't'list. Has been asleep since June.
#9: Ølåf - the leader of the Zebus. Believes the Zebus should have to eat noodles for every meal, or at least him.
#10 & 11: Idyll Brown and Idyl Brownn - the Co-leaders of the Elephants, although the Co is only temporary. They are constantly plotting ways to poison one another.
#12 & 13: Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ - the Co-leaders of the MCAS, although once again the Co is temporary. When they got arrested, they disbanded the MCAS, but then the Zebus broke them out of jail, and they are thinking about restarting the MCAS. It is also rumored that they are trying to persuade the Walrus to work for the MCAS. They are highly skilled at checkers. It is rumored that Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ are humans, although they surely don't look like humans, and they eat like a dog.
#14: Ål - The leader of the Lemmings. Before it was discovered that Lemmings own you, he had a very large superego, and now his superego is so large that it can’t fit in one room.
#15: Sveq - the leader of the Walrus. He spends most of his time in his mighty fortress, th’Høl, listening to punk rock songs and drinking vodka until he passes out.
#16: Soozie - the leader of the air hogs. Has a great sense of pride, so be careful not to offend him.
#17: Smorgasborg - the war-hardened general of the Moose and the Cap’t’lists. Responsible for Zyggi the Zebra’s numerous injuries. Smorgasborg has been holding raucous parties ever since he triumphed over Zyggi.
#18: Mak the Yak - the official Announcer of the Z.D.Y.D.L.D.E.D.R.
#19: Quak the Yak - the Communist revolutionary who started communism for the yaks.
#20: Zak the Yak - a famous author and historian of the yaks, who is writing a book on the T.W.O.W. The book is mostly a rant and rave about how Communism is superior to Cap't'lism, but it contains some good details about the previous lives of Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ, the former lives of the yaks before Communism, and where to get the Communsists' autographs.
#21: Sål - a famous mathematician of the Lemmings. Recently proved the Lemming Hypothesis.
#22: Yål - the second cousin of Sål and the representative of the Lemmings. Went traveling aroun the world to preach to everyone about how Lemmings own you.
#23: Wål - a famous author of the Lemmings, who is currently writing the Daily Lemming, the sacred book of Lemmingism.
#24: Bveq - son of Sveq.
#25: Ølgå - the second-in-command of the Zebus.
#26: Mojo - Zyggi's father, and the Chairman of the Z.D.Y.D.L.D.E.D.R. He's called the Chairman becasue he likes eating chairs.
#27: Plraegoialraorl - the Moose Ambassador to the U.S.A. Was killed in the bombing of the World (see "the World Blows Up" in Foghorn).
#28-30: Vovovovov, Pochjoch and Ieej - casualties of the World blowing up.
#31: Slraegoialraorl: the son of Plraegoialraorl.
#32: Hwawewawieoghwoaplu: the sectretary of the Communists.
#33: Breep-Creep: Benjy's friend.
#1 & 2: Jacob and Benjy - The main attractions of Foghorn. Although they are nice and generous people, they are stuck on the idea that the world revolves around them. Jacob and Benjy are responsibe for the disbanding of the MCAS. The Cap't'lists kidnapped Jacob and Benjy for reasons currently unknown. Jacob and Benjy are extremly skilled at checkers and tiddlywinks. Jacob and Benjy have been in a coma since mid-June.
#3: Jak the Yak - The renowned leader of the yaks. Known for his liability to start vomiting in public.
#4: Hnorsgh - The Leader of the Moose, as well as the Cap't'lists. Don't get on the wrong side of him, or he'll breathe on you.
#5: Nüt - the leader of the emus. Can be very obnoxious if he hasn't eaten in a while, but if his stomach is satisfied, he can be a very nice emu.
#6: Gewaiewfaijwiuhiwfu - the leader of the llamas. A very unremarkable character, aside from the fact that he has no legs. He still refuses to believe he is legless and insists that he does have legs, you just can't see them.
#7: Zyggi the Zebra - the leader of the Zebras. Wishes his stripes were chartreuse and heliotrope. Got injured by Smorgasborg, and since that has been obsessed with getting revenge.
#8: Kåp’pål’ønç - the leader of the musk oxen and an extremely devout Cap't'list. Has been asleep since June.
#9: Ølåf - the leader of the Zebus. Believes the Zebus should have to eat noodles for every meal, or at least him.
#10 & 11: Idyll Brown and Idyl Brownn - the Co-leaders of the Elephants, although the Co is only temporary. They are constantly plotting ways to poison one another.
#12 & 13: Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ - the Co-leaders of the MCAS, although once again the Co is temporary. When they got arrested, they disbanded the MCAS, but then the Zebus broke them out of jail, and they are thinking about restarting the MCAS. It is also rumored that they are trying to persuade the Walrus to work for the MCAS. They are highly skilled at checkers. It is rumored that Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ are humans, although they surely don't look like humans, and they eat like a dog.
#14: Ål - The leader of the Lemmings. Before it was discovered that Lemmings own you, he had a very large superego, and now his superego is so large that it can’t fit in one room.
#15: Sveq - the leader of the Walrus. He spends most of his time in his mighty fortress, th’Høl, listening to punk rock songs and drinking vodka until he passes out.
#16: Soozie - the leader of the air hogs. Has a great sense of pride, so be careful not to offend him.
#17: Smorgasborg - the war-hardened general of the Moose and the Cap’t’lists. Responsible for Zyggi the Zebra’s numerous injuries. Smorgasborg has been holding raucous parties ever since he triumphed over Zyggi.
#18: Mak the Yak - the official Announcer of the Z.D.Y.D.L.D.E.D.R.
#19: Quak the Yak - the Communist revolutionary who started communism for the yaks.
#20: Zak the Yak - a famous author and historian of the yaks, who is writing a book on the T.W.O.W. The book is mostly a rant and rave about how Communism is superior to Cap't'lism, but it contains some good details about the previous lives of Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ, the former lives of the yaks before Communism, and where to get the Communsists' autographs.
#21: Sål - a famous mathematician of the Lemmings. Recently proved the Lemming Hypothesis.
#22: Yål - the second cousin of Sål and the representative of the Lemmings. Went traveling aroun the world to preach to everyone about how Lemmings own you.
#23: Wål - a famous author of the Lemmings, who is currently writing the Daily Lemming, the sacred book of Lemmingism.
#24: Bveq - son of Sveq.
#25: Ølgå - the second-in-command of the Zebus.
#26: Mojo - Zyggi's father, and the Chairman of the Z.D.Y.D.L.D.E.D.R. He's called the Chairman becasue he likes eating chairs.
#27: Plraegoialraorl - the Moose Ambassador to the U.S.A. Was killed in the bombing of the World (see "the World Blows Up" in Foghorn).
#28-30: Vovovovov, Pochjoch and Ieej - casualties of the World blowing up.
#31: Slraegoialraorl: the son of Plraegoialraorl.
#32: Hwawewawieoghwoaplu: the sectretary of the Communists.
#33: Breep-Creep: Benjy's friend.
posted by Jaja at 6:51 AM
2 Comments:
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