The Guide to the Various Dialects of the Different Species of Foghorn:
When communicating with different species, it can become extremely uncomfortable due to different dialects, and often results in boring conversations about whose lawn is more gray. Therefore, we (the drug smugglers) have decided to create a Guide to the Various Dialects of the Different Species of Foghorn. Enjoy!
1. Yaks: Be "husky". Say "heys all of usses Comrades" as often as possible. Do things like pronounce more as "moorr" and learn as "larn" and future as "footure". Say "yaa" and "yaaaaaaa" every so often.
2. Emus: Talk like "a Scotsman on hydrochloric acid" as the emu-haters say. Say yaks as "yauks", might as "mieght" just as "jes' " think as "thaenk" and so on.
3. Llamas: The llamas are not in general very educated ("we's nots wantinges us an educatin' ") so don't talk with good grammar. Pluralize words every so often.
4. Zebras: Be "hip". Say "like dude" as often as possible, and talk about "the nat'ral flow o'things" every so often, and how things don't go along with it. In uncomfortable situations, mention going to get a few joints.
5. the Moose: Talk like Elmer Fudd. If you're talking with war-mooses (mooses that are in to fighting like Smorgasborg) talk like "ya' han' go' no tee'h".
6. Musk Oxen: Add a "boom boom" every so often. Make sure to occasionally fall asleep during conversations.
7. Zebus: Zebus don't talk at all, because they feel it is immoral. Nothing here. Sorry.
8. Elephants: Say random words, usally ending in "oop". The elephants won't be able to understand you, but they don't understand themselves, so don't worry.
9. Talk like an Englishman during the 14th century, saying "thou" and "thy" and adding "est" and "eth" to random words. Also talk about "ye ale and bread".
10. The Walrus: When there is a contraction (such as I am as I'm), have the contracted part stuck on the next word (example: I'm going as I 'mgoing). Talk about "wonder 'n'excitement to all o'th'Walrus".
11. Air hogs: Replace S's and SH's with TH's.
For the best information on how to copy the other species' dialects, go to Foghorn and carefully, but not so carefully that you forget about doing things like breathing and swearing at the annoying pop-ups that always come up, observe the characters speaking. This is probably the best way to learn, but I am known to be very unreliable.
When communicating with different species, it can become extremely uncomfortable due to different dialects, and often results in boring conversations about whose lawn is more gray. Therefore, we (the drug smugglers) have decided to create a Guide to the Various Dialects of the Different Species of Foghorn. Enjoy!
1. Yaks: Be "husky". Say "heys all of usses Comrades" as often as possible. Do things like pronounce more as "moorr" and learn as "larn" and future as "footure". Say "yaa" and "yaaaaaaa" every so often.
2. Emus: Talk like "a Scotsman on hydrochloric acid" as the emu-haters say. Say yaks as "yauks", might as "mieght" just as "jes' " think as "thaenk" and so on.
3. Llamas: The llamas are not in general very educated ("we's nots wantinges us an educatin' ") so don't talk with good grammar. Pluralize words every so often.
4. Zebras: Be "hip". Say "like dude" as often as possible, and talk about "the nat'ral flow o'things" every so often, and how things don't go along with it. In uncomfortable situations, mention going to get a few joints.
5. the Moose: Talk like Elmer Fudd. If you're talking with war-mooses (mooses that are in to fighting like Smorgasborg) talk like "ya' han' go' no tee'h".
6. Musk Oxen: Add a "boom boom" every so often. Make sure to occasionally fall asleep during conversations.
7. Zebus: Zebus don't talk at all, because they feel it is immoral. Nothing here. Sorry.
8. Elephants: Say random words, usally ending in "oop". The elephants won't be able to understand you, but they don't understand themselves, so don't worry.
9. Talk like an Englishman during the 14th century, saying "thou" and "thy" and adding "est" and "eth" to random words. Also talk about "ye ale and bread".
10. The Walrus: When there is a contraction (such as I am as I'm), have the contracted part stuck on the next word (example: I'm going as I 'mgoing). Talk about "wonder 'n'excitement to all o'th'Walrus".
11. Air hogs: Replace S's and SH's with TH's.
For the best information on how to copy the other species' dialects, go to Foghorn and carefully, but not so carefully that you forget about doing things like breathing and swearing at the annoying pop-ups that always come up, observe the characters speaking. This is probably the best way to learn, but I am known to be very unreliable.
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