The Inside Scoop on the Drug Smugglers #2: Our Latest Drug Dealings
As told to you in the Inside Scoop on the Drug Smugglers #1, we (the drug smugglers) have recently smuggled over 175,000 tons of drugs, which include cocaine, heroin, ecstacy, "special K", Vitamin K, and penicillin. We are distributing them to 34 countries, including Belgium, China, Portugal, Ellsworthy, Massachusetts, and Austin, for a ridiculously high price. Because the price is so high, most countries don't want to buy our drugs (escpecially since we ask the government), but a few death threats will usually persuade them. Our drug business is doing "extremely" well. We have not captured the mayor's walrus yet, but we have already acquired enough cheese to do so. The mayor's walurs is getting fatter by the day, and we hope that he will be at least 5,400 pounds by the date in which we enact our heinous crime. (Which is August 31st.)
As told to you in the Inside Scoop on the Drug Smugglers #1, we (the drug smugglers) have recently smuggled over 175,000 tons of drugs, which include cocaine, heroin, ecstacy, "special K", Vitamin K, and penicillin. We are distributing them to 34 countries, including Belgium, China, Portugal, Ellsworthy, Massachusetts, and Austin, for a ridiculously high price. Because the price is so high, most countries don't want to buy our drugs (escpecially since we ask the government), but a few death threats will usually persuade them. Our drug business is doing "extremely" well. We have not captured the mayor's walrus yet, but we have already acquired enough cheese to do so. The mayor's walurs is getting fatter by the day, and we hope that he will be at least 5,400 pounds by the date in which we enact our heinous crime. (Which is August 31st.)
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