Friday, August 19, 2005

Meet the Drug Smugglers: (7 People, 1 Smugglish Team)

Note: There are over five hundred people on the Smugglish Team, but we (the drug smugglers) have only included the seven most important people.
1. Jaja Bebe (age 104) - the Leader of the Drug Smugglers and Planner of All Operations Except the Ones that He Does Not Plan. Known for consuming over half of the drugs that we smuggle. Can be very hypocritical, and judgmental without his morning marijuana.
2. Max Sofa (age 19) - the Second in Command of the Drug Smugglers. Wants to be upgraded to Minute in Command, but Jaja Bebe still refuses to let him.
3. Beige Callsworthy (age 54) - the Critisizer of Jaja Bebe's Plans and Planner of All Operations That Jaja Bebe Does Not Plan. Is only working for the drug smugglers to get a nice condo in Florida.
4. Osprey Jack (age 37) - the official Person Who get into hard-to-reach places. Such hard-to-reach places are secret passageways, elevators, the inside of snack bars, etc.
5. Angus [last name unknown] (age unknown) - the official mystery man. Doesn't do much except make the drug smugglers mroe mysterious.
6. Fip Nørshåd (age 23) - the Safe-Cracker for the drug smugglers. Most drugs aren't kept in safes, but that doesn't stop him from doing a good job.
7. Smith Schärgzdenwærfer (age 49) the official Smith of the drug smugglers. Doesn't really do anything, but he makes interesting things out of metal, so we keep him.

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