Timeline of e-Vents on Foghorn:
Ñøtë: Because we (the drug smugglers) are too lazy, this timeline does not include all of the events in Foghorn, but only the most important from a historical point of view. If you want a complete timeline, go to Foghorn and make one yourself, and we will cut and paste it to replace this article.
May 15: Jacob and Benjy took to the streets and half the population of hot dog vendors promptly perished from dehydration, forcing the Janitor Labor Union of America to take decisive action when they released a revision to Code 13A. The revision, which is now being known, simply, as the JamBlam includes a minimum wage for hot dog vendors and an end to the usage of park benches as bar stools.
May 17: Jacob and Benjy led a student protest about the MCAS, or Montreal Cohilition to Annihilate Saskatchewan, angering Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ, the leaders of the MCAS.
May 20: The yaks adopt communism as their official government, religion, language, ethnicity and knees.
May 23: the emus join the yaks, followed later that day by the llamas.
May 25: Jacob and Benjy arrest Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ, and thus the MCAS was disbanded for the seventeenth time. The Communists and the Cap't'list Moose declare war on each other. The Lemmings become allies with the Moose.
May 28: The Zebras join the Communists and become the Z.D.Y.D.L.D.E.D.R.
May 31: The Zyggi the Zebra gets injured by Smorgsborg and become thirsty for revenge. I'm not sure why some lemonade wouldn't do the trick.
June 3: The Musk Oxen capture Jacob and Benjy. Kåp’pål’ønç, the leader of the Musk Oxen, falls asleep. Jacob and Benjy refuse to surrender.
June 6: The Zebus free Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ from jail. Jacob, Benjy, Jåçøb, and Bêñjÿ start their five-round checkers match. The Zebus join the Cap't'lists. The Communists announce their summer plans.
June 7: The Musk Oxen join the Cap't'lists.
June 10: Jacob and Benjy win the checkers tournament.
June 15: Jacob and Benjy fall into a coma. The Lemmings decide to remain neutral. The Elephants join the Cap't'lists.
June 17: The Lemming Hypothesis is proved.
June 19: Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ and the Lemmings announce their summer plans.
June 24: The Communists and Cap't'lists leave for their cruises.
Ñøtë: Because we (the drug smugglers) are too lazy, this timeline does not include all of the events in Foghorn, but only the most important from a historical point of view. If you want a complete timeline, go to Foghorn and make one yourself, and we will cut and paste it to replace this article.
May 15: Jacob and Benjy took to the streets and half the population of hot dog vendors promptly perished from dehydration, forcing the Janitor Labor Union of America to take decisive action when they released a revision to Code 13A. The revision, which is now being known, simply, as the JamBlam includes a minimum wage for hot dog vendors and an end to the usage of park benches as bar stools.
May 17: Jacob and Benjy led a student protest about the MCAS, or Montreal Cohilition to Annihilate Saskatchewan, angering Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ, the leaders of the MCAS.
May 20: The yaks adopt communism as their official government, religion, language, ethnicity and knees.
May 23: the emus join the yaks, followed later that day by the llamas.
May 25: Jacob and Benjy arrest Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ, and thus the MCAS was disbanded for the seventeenth time. The Communists and the Cap't'list Moose declare war on each other. The Lemmings become allies with the Moose.
May 28: The Zebras join the Communists and become the Z.D.Y.D.L.D.E.D.R.
May 31: The Zyggi the Zebra gets injured by Smorgsborg and become thirsty for revenge. I'm not sure why some lemonade wouldn't do the trick.
June 3: The Musk Oxen capture Jacob and Benjy. Kåp’pål’ønç, the leader of the Musk Oxen, falls asleep. Jacob and Benjy refuse to surrender.
June 6: The Zebus free Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ from jail. Jacob, Benjy, Jåçøb, and Bêñjÿ start their five-round checkers match. The Zebus join the Cap't'lists. The Communists announce their summer plans.
June 7: The Musk Oxen join the Cap't'lists.
June 10: Jacob and Benjy win the checkers tournament.
June 15: Jacob and Benjy fall into a coma. The Lemmings decide to remain neutral. The Elephants join the Cap't'lists.
June 17: The Lemming Hypothesis is proved.
June 19: Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ and the Lemmings announce their summer plans.
June 24: The Communists and Cap't'lists leave for their cruises.
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