The Inside Scoop on the Drug Smugglers #3: New Recruitments for the Smugglish Team

Life continues for the Drug Smugglers as usual. Our plan to steal the mayor's walrus will be put into effect in just one week, and we are almost finished with the preparations. The most important recent event for the drug smugglers is two new people who wish to join us (the drug smugglers). Their names are Austrian Marks (age 83) and Capuccino Prax (age 24). Both claim that they can revolutionize our drug smuggling team if they join us, but we are hesitant to let them join. Austrian Marks cannot do anything useful for us, except fly. He demonstrated how he could steal 14,000 tons of heroin from England, and then fly all the way to our headquarters, with no danger of being caught by the police. We, the drug smugglers, are skeptical. Beige Callsworthy noted that he could do the exact same thing, although it would be about 1,340 times harder. Capuccino Prax, on the other hand, can do nothing except make fine coffee for all of us. But since we only consume 17,000 tons of coffee each day, there is not much purpose in allowing him in. Capuccino Prax can also turn us all into the police, but we don't care about that. After all, once we are the police, it will only make it easier for us to get away with our crimes.