Friday, September 16, 2005

The Inside Scoop on the Drug Smugglers #5: How we've when doing for the past two weeks

It's been over two weeks since or successful capture of the mayor's walrus, but we (the drug smugglers) are still celebrating. Because of this great crime we've committed, our reward has been raised from $300,000,000 to $650,000,000. We are surprised by this, as we had only expected it to go up to $500,000,000. The mayor's walrus has been a wonderful addition to the Smugglish team, and he had already doing work for us. We had named him Winkles, which is an acronym for Wannabe Igloo-Narcissticator Kayaking Left-wing Elbonians to Saas-khatch-eehe-wahan.

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