Excerpt from Wak the Yak's book about the history of the T.W.O.W: of Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ and what they did to somehow get a part in this book which is so much above them (Yakkish dialect edited out)

The history of the lives of MCAS leaders Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ is much shrouded in mystery, and a bit of raspberry mushcake as well. This is probably because Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ have been determined to keep it shrouded ever since they became leaders of the MCAS sixteen years ago. They say that "to divulge too much information about that of their life and that of the history of their life would compromise their secrecy and thus their ability of function properly as a group. However, I have been able to find out a good deal about Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ still. If a Cap't'list were doing this, instead of me, he wouldn't nearly do as good a job as I did. This is because Cap't'lists are weak and Communists rock the world until there's nothing left of it. (Long rant and rave about Communism after this.)

Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ were born in Regina, the capital of Saskatchewan, an unknown number of years ago, at almost exactly the same. They might be twins or clones, and it might have just been a coincidence that they were born at almost the same time. They refuse to tell the answer and deny any theory made about it. They were born next to a gorge twenty feet deep and three feet wide. As soon as Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ were born, they were dumped into the gorge. They were found three days later by a group of thiry-one eight-foot-tall fanatics, and were immediately taken to their home, which was in the middle of a small tree.

Needless to say, Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ led a very strange life after that. They were raised to become fanatics, because they were worried that if they didn't become fanatics, they wouldn't fit in. They were fed on a diet of butter, sour eggs, raw fish, and junk mail. Whenever they asked a question, they were either used as a topic of great controversy, or were immediately disembowled and sent to mop the kitchens for six days. Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ were largely brought up as a carving knife. They were brought about in this way for at least forty years, before Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ paid the fanatics their weight in the tree in which they lived in in order to get out. After all, their old life was much too boring and they must find a more interesting one.

Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ, after about twenty years of livin' off the fat of the land and making their money off of selling 15-cent candy bars, went into the big businesses. Like, you know, the mass organizations that have zillions of dollars and are too powerful for their own good? We the Communists have eliminated all those groups by giving the government all the power, whereas the Cap't'lists still have mass organiations. (Another rant and rave about Communism.) Over the years, their power grew, until finally in 1989, they took control of the MCAS, which stands for Montreal Cohilition to Annihilate Saskatchewan. The MCAS is a highly prestigious group whose purpose is to annihilate Saskatchewan. The MCAS has suffered difficulty over the years, getting disbanded 15 times from 1901 to when Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ took control of it.

It was this group that Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ now found themselves in control of. Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ were at first determined to annihilate Saskatchewan, for two reasons. The first reason is that once they got into the big businesses, it became their rules to either kill or kill the cat of anyone they previously knew. Since almost everyone they knew was in Saskatchewan, they figured it would be easier just to annihilate Saskatchewan. Actually, there isn't any second reason. So during 1989, the MCAS suffered through hard times. In December 1989, times got so rough that Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ had no choice but to disband the MCAS.

However, in 2005, Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ restarted the MCAS again, this time with the help of the Moose. These Moose were Cap't'lists by heritage, origin, and gumballs. Stupid Cap't'lists. (Third and final rant and rave about Communism.) But then, due to the work of Jacob and Benjy, the MCAS was disbanded. The Moose were left unemployed, so they decided to greatly invest in Cap't'lism, revitalizing their economy, and in the end, joining a war called the T.W.O.W. When Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ were ready to restart the MCAS again, the Cap't'lists refused their offer to work for the MCAS again, so Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ asked for the Walrus to join them. The Walrus accepted. So the MCAS was restarted again, stronger than ever. On October 5th, Jacob and Benjy tried to get the MCAS disbanded again, but they failed. The MCAS is still going on.